Brian Millar is shambling, mumbling word-yeti.

* mistakenly wandering into Saatchi and Saatchi in 1991, he was trapped and kept in a cage where imps poked him with sticks and forced him to type things over and over and over again.

* in 1994 he was sold in chains to a travelling freak show called Ogilvy and Mather.

* here he was exhibited all over the world: London, Paris, New York and points west

* for three years he ate more airline food than anybody else on earth.

* the work he and his partner Marcus did at this time remains legendary among grey-haired Ogilvy yarn-spinners, as were his travel bills.

* eventually he was found by kind people at Myrtle who took the sack off his head, gave him decent clothes and treated him like a human being.

likes: inventing things in little sheds.

dislikes: imps with sticks, direct sunlight.

contact : brian

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